I_Am_Adu.lt.exe
I’m 19 now and ever since I was 12 I wanted to grow up.
But for some odd and mythical reason, it feels like I haven’t.
I can go to club, waste my money on some hot vagina.
I can protect my country if I want to.
I can vote which is like... super adult status.
But for some odd and mythical reason, I dont feel like an adult.
Get this, I live in the United States, probably just like most of you.
I can join the Army, Marines, Air Force, Navy, hell I can even join the Space Force.
I can go accross seas into another nations border, kill their people like Call of Duty and get away with it (mostly).
But at the same time I can be 18 years old, give up 4-6 years of my life learning no skills used in the world after military, cross another nation’s border because “we’re at war”, get kidnapped, become a prisoner of this very war and witness other human beings my age beat me, torture me, and even kill me to send me back home in a grave for my family to see and cry over. Sometimes there might not even be a body, just a toe, or a finger, or a head. But nonetheless, I can surely seal my fate with death at 18 years old BUT GOD FORBID I CAN’T HAVE A CIGARETTE.
Dont get me wrong smoking is bad, real bad, suuuper bad, but what’s freedom without a little yknow... FUCKING FREEDOM?
If I can literally sign up to potentially die from outter causes why can’t I, as a person, as a human, as an adult smoke nicotine?
For those of you confused there has been a bill going around our 50 states and single territory noone tells you about that America basically owns (Costa Rica). This bill is known as the “21 Bill” and as of Wednesday, April 17th, 2019, this bill was passed in a very southern state called Texas. I live in Texas. So as of Septmeber 1st, 2019, I will no longer be considered an adult, literally. I can do all the adult things like buy a house, or a car, or serve in the military and possibly DIE, I can go to prison, all the fun responsible shit noone likes, but the lines crossed when I want a cigarette.
“Adult, you sound a little salty, maybe move onto the next topic?”
Good idea voice I made up in my essay thing, I dont even know what this is called, whats this form of writing called? (no but like... srsly)
Next topic it is J, imma call that voice J.
Did you know that education in the U.S of hate (rhymes with A and is touchingly accurate) is extremely outdated and biased?
“But Aduuult, racisms been gone for like, 1000 years now.”
J you’re dumb, and anyone who agrees with J is dumb. You’re all cunts. (Ill be proving that in a future post).
Im not talking about racism, im talking about people.
According to Zipf’s Law 20% of the U.S’ population should own 80% of its money, and that’s actually not too far off from the truth.
School was originally created for factory workers, cheap labor services. Sit down, shut up, do your WORK. (haha, keyword!)
Today isn’t so different.... infact its... sit down... shut up... do.. your.. work. Oh but also pledge yourself to the flag every morning and eat delicious chicken sandwhiches for lunch.
What I say is just a conspiracy but it could be truth, at least truth for some people and maybe falacy for others.
Regardless of facts, your eyes might just be opened, and you might end up woke.
School isn’t used for factories anymore, obviously, at least I didnt go to school being forced to learn how machinary worked.
No instead I had the typical highschool routine just like most people, go to school, hate life for a bit, eat whatever the cafeteria decided was nutritious for me, jerk off ferociously in the restroom stall, and shit talk the goths. Especially the goths.
And for a place thats so focused on education, I cant remember a damn thing school “taught” me.
With teachers telling adolescent me to stay small because my dreams arent possible, to prinicpals telling me its not okay to cry while spying on the girls at volleyball practice, I realised pretty quickly that school was real life, at least that’s what I thought. And as senior year rolled by and I graduated WOW was I in for a surprise.
“Wait, I cant skip days at work? But high school literally always let me get away with that consequence free.”
“I cant go accross the street and smack that person because he made fun of my Dora the Explorer backpack? High school lied!”
And that’s exactly what high school is doing. Lieing to your face, your kids’ faces, and your future grandkids’ faces and is fucking laughing its ass off right now.
High school was about establishing dominance so no other hormone filled teenager fucks with you or your stuff, have as much sex as humanly possible because why not, and try your best to get everything 70% right. All school really does is train your memory over and over again, infact trains your memory so much that after you “learn” certain concepts you end up forgetting those same concepts because another concept is thrown at you almost immediately.
It tooks years for people to master sciences, it took years for people to master maths, it took years for people to master English and yet teenagers, the group of people who give no shits about education and also end up being our next generation, are expected to know everything about the universe and why it works in only 4 years time (obvious sarcasm, it was actually three years if your freshman school was seperate from high school).
I was taught the scientific method in 7th grade! What the hell was I supposed to do with the scientific method at 13 years old?!
Well whatever you get the point, high school is a scam, and sadly its required for most people to go. They dumb us down so that they can keep their money with less competition.
If you couldn’t tell, im very passionate about my country, I do believe it can be the best. The United States was capable of very historical things from gaining independance as the underdog to landing people on the moon. It scares me to know the path this nation is on, plutocracy is just complicated democracy, I really urge you to look this up and find more statistics and form an opinion for yourself, even share it in the comment section. But in my humble opinion, America is fucked, and just like Rome one day it will fall. There are so many possible things this nation could truly achieve and has already achieved, such as Voyager 1 and 2, the internet, all of the Apollo missions, disease cures, corn, and also, most naturally and honestly. Americas greatest invention of all time....
Pornhub.
~Adult