Hi! Meet John
Hi! Meet John.
“Hi im John.”
Shut up John, noone cares.
John is a pornstar wh-
“Actually thats not what I am.”
John is a pilot an-
“Nope not that either.”
.... What are you John?
“I work in a refrigerati-”
(15 minutes later)
John is an astrophysicist who was always focused on how to get to the next closest star in our galaxy.
*John making weird noises and muffling with the ducttape over his mouth*
John they can’t hear you, it’s best you shut up anyway.
People mocked John because of his ambition. They thought he was naive.
“It’s impossible John!” Said Mary.
“Mary? Thats my wife!”
Ouch John. Lets put that ducttape back on eh?
“No what’d you say to my wi-” *gunshot firing in background*
John’s gonna take some time off from work, but for now lets talk about his story.
John never believed his bitch wife Mary and continued to follow his dream, to make it to a new star. And with his effort and his constant focus, he made it. Thats John’s story, not a very good one at least. But John isnt the main point in this story thing. Surprised? I’d hope not.
Whats my point you ask?
Read these words closely, look every one of them up in the dictionary, figure out the meaning of these words, and come to a conclusion okay you ready?
NOTHING
IS
IMPOSSIBLE
We made fire with sticks, we created noises with our mouths that others understand, we learned to grab things with not 1 but 2 hands, we invented cars, we conquered animals, we conquered each other, we’ve cured diseases, we’ve mastered crops, we landed on the moon for fucks sake, what makes anyone think something isnt possible?
None of that shit (^) was ever considered possible until we made it possible. So one day maybe we will conquer the stars, maybe one day we’ll even conquer time. If there was something impossible for us to reach in this universe I bet we’d find a way to make it possible while raising our “fuck you” salute to the universe itself.
FULLSTOP.
~Adult