The Dialogue Box of AP Physics 1
Me: If I were any celestial body, I'd be a black hole because it's the most mysterious an most powerful.
Teacher: But you're just as bright and twice as dense
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Teacher: You missed the negative here so you added instead of subtracting.
Me: But speed is always positive
Teacher: But this is velocity and it had to be negative.
Me: I don't need that kind of negativity in my life
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Me: But then what happens to the kids who don't pass the test?
Teacher: Natural selection
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Teacher: What's your favorite color?
Me: Clear
Teacher: Clearly. I knew you'd say that.
Me: It's like you can see right through me
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Teacher: An object in motion stays in motion.
Me: An object at rest will miss the test.
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Teacher: Jack has an apple on his head and you have to shoot an arrow at it. What happens if the arrow misses the apple?
Me: It depends. How good are Jack's reflexes?
Teacher: Superhuman.
Me: Then Jack will die every time. I'm a terrible shot
Teacher: He will be fine. Your three brain cells wouldn't know how to use a bow
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Me: Will you miss me when I graduate?
Teacher: Emotionally or with the bow and arrow?