Challenge
Write a funny poem.
Answering Nature’s Call
There it lies, beside the river bank, attracting flies.
In a lump of brown and black
The aroma would give even a skunk a heart attack.
It was planted
in a time of desperation,
A moment of weakness.
I just could not hold it in.
Crouching there above the leaves,
My bottom naked and vulnerable,
I frantically looked for a material to wipe with.
I even contemplated using my sleeve.
I found the cleanest leaf I could find --
You must understand, I really was in quite a grind.
Pinch, wipe,
Drip dry.
Never again
Will I leave the house
Without a roll of two-ply.
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