Can I Borrow You For A Moment?

“Am I married this time?” I wonder. I glance down at my hand and see the gold band. Married, okay, that explains the breathing sounds next to me in bed. Just to be sure I take a look at her hand. Good, the rings match, I’ve made that mistake before and the results were not pretty. Quietly as I can I search the room, envelope on the dresser says Elizabeth and Richard. Those are tricky, to many variables. I hate to do this but it’s necessary, I have to know. I dig around until I find a sappy love note tucked away in the drawer. Okay, It’s Liza, and R.J, good thing I checked, never would have come up with those on my own. I check Liza’s alarm and smile, I lucked out it’s not set which means barring unforeseen circumstances I can make it in and out without a problem. Looking around I see no evidence of children or pets so I am triple blessed. For some reason kids and animals they can always tell. I dress quietly as I can then head out the door. I have three hours before R.J repossesses his body and he has to back in bed before that happens. Until then I have my target and three hours to kill.