I Haven’t Met You Yet

To My Soulmate,

Okay, here goes, let’s not fall in love. Yes I know it was foretold by the heavens. That our love was supposed to be powerful enough to move mountains, end wars, whatever. To be truthful after the oracle told me how it all ends I gave it a lot of thought and seriously it’s not worth it. I’m pretty hot, supposedly so are you but getting together isn’t worth the destruction we are going to cause to ourselves and the people around us. In case you haven’t checked with your own oracles, we have a few years, like three, of turmoil, longing and angst, then we have about six months’ worth of passion before we perish in each other’s arms. I mean it’s a romantic story to hear but no way in hell do I want to live it. This letter is to tell you I’m going to devote myself to the church and don’t ever want to meet you in case that sets something in motion.

All my best, Your Soulmate

P.S Don’t reply, I’m moving and changing my name