My Last Meal

Dang. Well dying is gonna suck. UGH! I mean, I could die on death row or I could try an actual raid on Area 51. Hmmm.....ok. Pro’s and Con’s. Or rather Con’s cause there’s not a pro to dying. Oh wait, I get a free meal right? FRICK YEAH! Alright Rodger, I’m gonna have to save you in the afterlife. Sorry bud. Anyway let’s see. Scuse me, guard. Lemme get aaa.... Chocolate cake.

Two Sumo Ramen bowls(pork)

75 dumplins(pizza filling)/ sriracha and soy

10 pulled pork sandwiches

5 Large meatlovers Pizzas

9 quesadillas (the special)

Giant Snow King Crab(3)

5 whoppers( ketchup and mayo)

Poutine 17 lbs

Panda Express- Orange, Honey Sesame, SweetFire, Beijing Beef, Honey Shrimp x5 per 10lbs

Mozarella Cheese Sticks 35count

8 Beefy Five Layers/ Diablo

Graveyard/Junkyard fries 20 lbs

Sonic Halloween themed Shake

7 Smothered Burritos

Macaroni and Cheese 5 pans

Lemon Milk Milk

6 liters of Root Beer

Lasagna 6 pans

Baconator Fries 15 lbs

Sushi California 26 pc

Gyoza 45 pc

Let me explain. I don’t have time to think. I gotta eat! I’m not gonna let them murder me. I’d rather die of Diabetes. Ha! Beat that, police. So i’ll stuff myself until I die. Best way to go. Im not holding back. Are you?