CHANNEL 6 NEWS INTERVIEW

Channel 6 News: What is your plan as president?

Me: In the first portion of my agenda, I will start to combat criminal justice reform. I will be willing to give every American a choice on how they plead in open court. I will make sure that they get the valuable resources to suppress irrelevant evidence and so on, but I will also be giving police officers the ability to do so too. My new system would split trials into multiple situations where we evaluate key circumstances such as the crime, self-defense, proportionality, sentencing, and degree with each offense having a misdemeanor and felony version. I will also put more money into prisons so that prisoners have enough resources to live a happy, normal life after spending time in jail. By doing so, I will create tons of new jobs for white collar and blue collar workers alike. I will also be introducing a way for prisoners to keep in touch with the outside world. They will be allowed to delve into all types of community projects that local police departments will host throughout the year. Is there anything else that anyone would like to know?

Channel 6 News: How will your new judicial system work?

Me: I believe that it is necessary so that all elements of trial are proven thoroughly where police can know exactly what they are trying to prove against the defendant. After all, it is their burden of proof that makes the judicial system go around. I myself as their commander in chief have enough power to do so. I believe that my new standard of splitting the trial into factual components will bolster the odds of justice prevailing. Therefore, if police fail to prove whether or not you have done a crime, the defendant can proceed with a motion to dismiss all other accusations police can put forth. It's a big world, but I'll get back to you on the logistics later?

Channel 6 News: Is there anything else you will be doing?

Me: Yes, I will be conducting a thorough investigation of the foreign exchange market with my analysts, and we will be proceeding with a global tax reimbursement plan. Our goal is to solidfy taxes where citizens will be given a stipend on the point of their status being American, able to work, and of age to vote and have a home, car, or other belongings that need to be taken care of. Americans will be rewarded these benefits as a source of bailout from their bills. If by review we see that Americans are in need of assets they will be given money so that we can keep a stable increase of jobs into the economy. Likewise, business owners will also be given benefits to help with costs of which they can prove, our job is to make sure that no businesses are failing. People are not being evicted, and there is a boom amongst middle class workers and their jobs.

Channel 6 News: It sounds like you have it all planned out.

Me: Yes, I do, but I also have the initiative to take it even further with a new improvement in infrastructure and a new city being built in the heart of America. This city will be a tourist attraction to get the money flowing in from other countries around the world. I feel like I want to dub it with skyscrapers and provide a boost in economic production by boasting an area with jobs and watch it grow over time to fill some unoccupied space. The pleasures in my meaning. I don't want to disappoint the American citizens. I want to do everything in my power. Like so, I could personally invest in one myself. That's how business works.

Channel 6 News: How would that work?

Me: Well, by urban demographics, there's a lot of space out there that has been left unoccupied; and instead of viewing this as an electoral college offense like gerrymandering, i'm looking at the population density in certain areas to help local communities band together and create stuff like that when there is a job shortage in the area. Some of these designated areas may start off rural, and some could go on to be a Metropolis. It's all about how much the state government will put in. This is my staffs agenda in the first 36 hours. These are the bills they are currently writing up for me. Is there anything else you would like to know?

Channel 6 News: No, this Channel 6 signing out.

*shakes hands and hugs*