Challenge
Write an Anti-Valentines. Make it raw and edgy.
Is Today Over Yet?
I hated today.
My heart is not broken
Just slightly numb
Ugh it's Valentines Day
I don't like greeting cards slathered in mush
I don't like heart shaped boxes or balloons
Happy Valentines Day?!
Fuck you.
Single awareness day?!
Just as depressing.
"Happy no one wants to fuck me but I'm pretending to be proud and confident in my singleness day!"
Bitter.
"Do you have date?"
Yeah my neighbors 3 month old daughter
"Dinner plans?"
Chicken nuggets and apple juice.
Yay.
12:00am
Valentines Day is over
Love fest is done
Hey!
75% off all that chocolate
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