Challenge
Things you shouldn't say on your first date.
Write something that you shouldn't say on your first date. The most hilarious one wins.
How To Stay Single
"But I like older women."
(This is the watered down version - the first idea was filthy.)
"You look like a movie star in your profile pic... King Kong is my favourite film."
"You like my shirt? Thank you. Mummy chose well, didn't she?"