Last March I went on my first date in four years. Instead of him sitting across from me, he put our chairs together, put his arm around me, and rested his hand on my leg. I told him affection and PDA give me anxiety. That was our only date.

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Camilla_Ferrand in Comedy

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3 Strikes, You’re Out

"How was your meal?"

"Horrendous, last time I ask for a homecooked meal.”

“Didn’t I say dress formal?”

“I’ll have the stea-”

“She’ll have the salad, thanks.”

“Sorry?”

“Just looking out for your health, sweetheart.”

“If you want to look after yours, I suggest you let me order – sweetheart.”

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jtwannabewriter in Comedy

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First Date Mistake.

“Whats that fragrance you’re wearing? It smells so familiar.” Pauses for a while in awkward silence. “You know? You smell like my mom.”

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Rob_Lee in Comedy

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How To Stay Single

"But I like older women."

(This is the watered down version - the first idea was filthy.)

"You look like a movie star in your profile pic... King Kong is my favourite film."

"You like my shirt? Thank you. Mummy chose well, didn't she?"

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Mnezz in Comedy

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EUH

‘‘I know all about you from all your social accounts. I already ordered your favorite meal. The chicken fettucine alfredo! That one’s my favorite as well.’’

#EUH ©

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej1Kpv0WScw

15th Jan., 2021 Vendredi.

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Danceinsilence in Comedy

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Odd Twist To Dinner

"Oh, glad you could find my place. Just have a seat on the sofa,

and I'll finish setting the table for dinner.

"What's that? Oh, what's for dinner?

"Didn't I telll you? You.

"I eat people."

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Voidkin_Killer in Comedy

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Hm-?

(The first person who said they loved me!)

Him: Are you a vampire?

Me: Wtf-

It all unraveled after that.

((True story

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StormAtSea in Comedy

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Your eyes

You’ve got such lovely eyes….my ex had the same colour. Red goes well with that colour, I can tell you – you might want to give it a try, next time maybe?

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TW in Comedy

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Huh?

[overdressed city person] "Wow, you have a really neat accent. Where are you from?"

[confused resprouted hick] "...Ohio?"