Challenge
Things you shouldn't say on your first date.
Write something that you shouldn't say on your first date. The most hilarious one wins.
Floor Space First
"Sup. Late, cuz, behind that tree, I just spewed. I'm homeless, no where to shack-up; not literally, cuz still waiting on my STD panel results. First, can you spare some floor space? I don't think they'll follow us, feelin' someone's been watching me. Maybe cuz I lost my meds, again"...