Challenge
Things you shouldn't say on your first date.
Write something that you shouldn't say on your first date. The most hilarious one wins.
Thinking Ahead
“You know,” one says contemplatively, “I’ve been planning this for a while.”
“Yeah?”
“Oh yes. Remember that project we partnered for in seventh grade? Since then. Down to the food I'll order in exactly 22 minutes.”
“Ummm...” says their companion, a senior, remembering it clearly and suddenly wanting to run.