BAMBOOZLED

I ment the young men who was obviously a Whippersnaper who got me to fall in love with him had my mind Discombobulated in which I felt he Bamboozled my heart. I was Flabbergasted knowing the Nincompoop was full of Shenanigans and Lollygaged about our love. Which caused Malarkey in the situation and Whatnot. To my standards was just plain Poppycock. Whatsit gonna be some kind of Doohickeyor a Whatchama callit. I thought about it for a Cattywampus point of view. It wouldn't give me the type of Brouhaha I was looking for. His Persnickety behavior just caused even more damage to our relationship. All the Flibbertigibbet in the world wouldn't make me change my mind. Even when I told him to Skedaddle he created a Kerfuffle to show off his might. Gobsmacked and full of Tenterhooks I sobbed. This Dingleberry of a man was Flummoxed by my tears of joy that I no longer needed his love, It was above his intelligence: a Gobbledygook man that a woman of my stature would continue to put up with his Codswallop ways of thinking using Pumpernickel as collateral to Canoodle my love.