Challenge
Just an Unsuspecting Van
Remember Mr. Crocker's Van from Fairly Oddparents? Write about something that people thought was unsuspecting when it wasn't.
Sure Ain’t John Cena
Can we talk about camo pants? Why on God's green earth were they commercialized? What was the military gaining out of every thirteen-year-old boy with a Justin Beiber haircut and a cloud of AXE body spray following them at all times walking around in camouflage pants? I didn't even know they were supposed to blend in with the environment as a kid. Camouflage pants were about as subtle as Band-aids, nude pumps, and lip gloss. All of which you could see a mile away. If that was supposed to be basic training in stealth, we have a lot of work to do to regain our senses.
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