Sure Ain’t John Cena

Can we talk about camo pants? Why on God's green earth were they commercialized? What was the military gaining out of every thirteen-year-old boy with a Justin Beiber haircut and a cloud of AXE body spray following them at all times walking around in camouflage pants? I didn't even know they were supposed to blend in with the environment as a kid. Camouflage pants were about as subtle as Band-aids, nude pumps, and lip gloss. All of which you could see a mile away. If that was supposed to be basic training in stealth, we have a lot of work to do to regain our senses.