That Tumbleweed Moment

How does an elephant get up a tree?

Sits on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

Sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.

Why is it dangerous to walk through the woods in autumn?

Because of all the elephants coming down from the trees.

Why is a crocodile flat?

It walked through the woods in autumn.