“Tis better to have loved and lost...”

Person 1: "tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"--I feel that eating a McDonald's burger is just like that.

Person 2: Now…why is that?

Person 1: Because everyone has at one point. Even if they lament doing so. Just like bad love.

Person 2: Now…is it fair to compare love to something like a McDonald's burger? It can't love you back.

Person 1: But it can! It can be bad and good…just like love.

Person 2: Really? But…how can love be bad?

Person 1: Love is a game. It is bad to losers. Bad love is just like eating a McDonald's burger: the initial taste may feel good, but overtime you find, that really, it's the other way around…that the burger is really consuming you.

Person 2: …Is that possible? Could dead meat eat somebody?

Person 1: Not literally--figuratively. Once inside you, it begins to eat away at your heart...consuming you from the inside out!

Person 2: You've just spoiled my appetite.