The All Rounder

Now available:

The perfect excuse to get out of that wedding you've been dreading!

Or is it your own big day? Your dreams are about to come true, but you've packed on a few pounds, don't fret, we are here for you too!

This product is so versatile, especially if you haven't been able to go for a while.

Or maybe the in-laws are in town, and you hate having them around. We've got your back, they won't even have time to unpack!

For your very own slimming, people-repelling, event-avoiding miracle cure, call Al's Chick 'n' Bitz and order any product off the menu. We throw in the Salmonella for FREE!

Food poisoning done right.