I am treacherous

Crown me cancerous

To lungs I am injurious

Life is capricious

and I know you're curious

So, why not be adventurous?

Boo

Who

death

disappear

but what

what if

you could get

me

I say

BOO

I say

WHO

no I don't say

HOO

I ask for

YOU

Yes, this is an ad

No I am not alive

I am selling something

no nothing bad

technacly nothing

if you don't have one of those

what are they called?

Spirit boxes!

I say this

cause I must talk

so I can go

BOO

and

WHO

So for just

sending three souls

to eternal torment

you can have a ghostly friend,

who goes

BOO

and WHO

but not

HOO.

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