Knights in shining armor

I’ve never really been one to rush

I don’t particularly like to be touched

By casual things

But really I mean

As long as it’s heavy enough

It’s a curious thing to be on

About the potential of such a bond

To be one underneath—

With a grin bearing teeth

Of a girl I’m exceptionally fond

When she comes it’ll be like a light

A disastrous but beautiful night

We’ll admire her to content

We will be perfect gents

And know that the feeling was right

But I have to be perfectly clear

We’re not all that confident dear

So take it in stride

And do what you like

But I promise there’s nothing to fear