Quotable Kids

This little girl I know (6 years old) got some lotion from her parents because her hands were dry. She comes down the stairs and proudly declares

"I SMELL LIKE A MAN!" And then proceeded to have everyone smell her hands. Apparently what a man smells like is lavender and body wash.

My little cousin on Thanksgiving explained that she wanted dessert her mother said that she didn't finish her healthy food so she couldn't have any she says that

"I am only hungry for sweets." (or something along those lines) Then proceeded to explain that she should have dessert because they "fill her down" so she can eat more healthy stuff.