I’m a prick insomniac

You turn water into wine for the kegger,

You walk on water with some levitation type shit, 

You can feed everyone with some loaves and fish, 

You banged your own mother and 

Cucked your own stepdad,

You killed yourself to sell your own book,

You flew up into the sky after you died

Straight up David Blain shit right there. 

You love us all

You chill

You cool

You Jesus