Keep your campaign running

And never give up

You are saving the world

With your contagious work

From Vienna to New York

LA to Taipei

Your infectious movement

Is helping our way

You have uncovered a system

The free market way

No room for the disadvantaged

And very low pay

Questioning capitalism

And the Neo-liberal way

With millions of votes

You are well on the way

So dear Mr Sanders

Do please stay

Continue to explore neo-liberalism

And protect our day.

You turn water into wine for the kegger,

You walk on water with some levitation type shit, 

You can feed everyone with some loaves and fish, 

You banged your own mother and 

Cucked your own stepdad,

You killed yourself to sell your own book,

You flew up into the sky after you died

Straight up David Blain shit right there. 

You love us all

You chill

You cool

You Jesus