Friday the 13th

Today is my favorite holiday

Not the 14th of Saturday

Or the 12th of Thursday

And it's also my birthday

This day I claim

Gave me my infamous name

In the horror hall of fame

And horny teenagers to maim

No bloody bodies are found

Anywhere near my campground

Come celebrate my favorite holiday

I'll be right behind you and say

"CH CH CH AH AH AH"