Why so serious?

Why so serious, you ask?

Well, I have an answer for you.

I don't think you thought of the reason that I can give,

but I'll let you try.

I can't find my phone.

I've looked everywhere.

It's not on the charger.

It's not on the bed.

It's not in the bag.

I almost lost my head!

It's not on the floor.

It's not behind the door.

Come give me a hand!

Oh wait.

It's in my hand.