The Money Shot

Blake had to have revenge on Krystle. In all his years in the porn industry, he had never been humiliated during a scene. She had been giving him a blowjob and right before the money shot, she had slipped a greased finger in his anus, causing him to explode out his back end in a shower of shit from the noxious Mexican joint she had taken him. The entire crew had stared in horror for a second before getting out their phones to take pictures. Blake had purpled with rage and stormed off the set, hearing Krystle’s peals of mocking tintinnabulation. The following day, he was ready: douched, shaved, and with balls rumbling with anticipation. They replayed the scene. Right at the money shot, Krystle tugged hard on Blake’s testicles, causing an eruption. The stench of Blake’s pre-scene salad exploded. Krystle’s eyes bulged right before her violent vomiting commenced and Blake smirked, enumerating the ingredients: vinegar, Limburger cheese, asparagus, sardines, anchovies, pickled ginger, wasabi, endives, and lutefisk, followed by a heavy vanilla custard.