Star Wars

"Luke, I wonder how much that you know,

did Obi Wan tell you, that wicked old crow?"

"Yes," said Luke, "he told me alot.

He told me while we were smoking some pot.

He told me you killed my dad with a sword,

and he cut my umbilical chord."

"No!" Cried Darth Vader, "That isn't right.

That's not at all how it happened that night.

I remember when you were born very well.

I remember because my chest was all swelled.

My chest was all swelled for you came from my seed.

Your my baby boy! Yes, you are indeed!"