May not be funny, but all too real.
My supervisor always has to have everyone's attention with these boring, so called fire place talks, that lead no where. They are long, the use of the English language is inaccurate or the story tends start burning your eye balls, which I assume my brain is about to explode. So this particular day she wanted to reflect a life story about being a manager and her years of experience and I paid no attention what so ever about the matter. I just kept reading the company news letter. When all of a sudden she told one of the coworkers she worked for orthopedic Jews once at an attorneys office and they let her have the run of things because she could get the job done. Yes, you saw it orthopedic. As you and I know it was just wrong, but it was one of many wrong words, expressions, and adjective used daily. I did text various people who may have been driving and had to pullover (never text and drive while laughing), my cousin who thought it was in reference to shoes and my mother, well she thinks I make this stuff up. So this is almost an everyday routine for me and God help me cope.