PB&J @DaveK and @Skull
Attention all Prosers!
In case you didn't know
DaveK's not yet a man
So he can't be your bro
Falsely claims that his pen
Is thick as Dino Dick
But he holds in his hand
A mere tiny pen prick
Hell, you might as well say
It's an oversized clit
Blasting facials he says?
Ha! There's more ink in my spit!
He thinks he's a poet
'Cause he uses big words
Just a valiant attempt
At polishing up turds
Claims victory to Skull
Assured he's won the crown
Till I whipped out my pen
Blew them both the fuck down!
And as for this Skull guy
Acting like a Prose Pimp
I got news for you man
Like DaveK, your pen's limp
Silly boys never learn
Us girls put you to shame
Skull you lost your manhood
To AGirlHasNoName
Now DaveK's has been slain
By my acid laced ink
With such an ass beating
Think he might need a shrink
I'm sure I hear crying
Awe boys, what's the matter?
Embarrassed that our pens
Spew a much bigger splatter?
Tuck your pen in your pants
Boys, this game you can't win
Now stop your damn whining
And take it on the chin!
You should've read the package
Don't blame us for your stress
See, we purchased ballpoint
Your guys pens came ball-less