thehatthief
Literally a student with no other hobbies and a teacher who made her into a grammar nerd. You either love me or hate me--we'll see which.
Challenge
Write a creative 'Roses are Red' poem. Change it up, make it funny, sad, romantic, scary, etc.! :)
Bonus points if you make me laugh! ^0^
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Your Friendly Psychopath
My roses are red
Oh yes, blood red
My violets are violent
& that's why you're dead
I killed you with flowers
Smothered you with petals
Your death wasn't ugly
Like cold-hearted metals
Now you sleep forever
On a bright-coloured bed
Because I'm nice that that
Or so I have said
I want you to know
Why I chose you
It was your eyes
Shining sapphire blue
I knew they'd look pretty
In floral apparel
It felt like Christmas
I even sang a carol
I liked you
You deserved the best
So I give you this bouquet
To garnish your rest
& I'll leave this note
To appease your wrath
Signed with love...
From,
Your friendly psychopath
Challenge
Write a horror story in two sentences.
“The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it's when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm. The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it's when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm. And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact substitute. It's when the lights go out and you feel something behind you, you hear it, you feel its breath against your ear, but when you turn around, there's nothing there...”---Stephen King
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