I look at the book, 

I judge the cover, 

I read the back to see if it's got a good plot, 

I look at the author to see if I know them, 

I don't judge by gender or pen name, 

I don't judge if they are aliens or born here, 

I don't judge by the author, I judge by the book.

PoetsIN is more than a company, it’s a movement. One that aims to rehabilitate and aid mental wellbeing through the power of words. For the past year, we have been working in HMP Peterborough, UK, working hard to fine-tune our creative writing workshops.

The following piece is written by one of our service-users. She joined us on week one of the program and is still working with us today. We couldn’t be prouder of the progress she has made.

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It's been one hell of a fantastic year!

For the past 12 months, I have been involved in a creative writing group run at HMP Peterborough. When I first started, I felt shy and uncomfortable.

I've always had a passion for writing, but I never felt I actually had any skill.

Through PoetsIN and the tasks and challenges set, I've not only found I have a talent and flair for prose, I have also found my voice.

My self-esteem has soared and now I feel like the sky's the limit.

Poetry - there was no way I was going to enjoy that.

True life - I never had the urge to tell my story.

Fiction - Didn't think I could put down my ideas on paper.

Yet a year later, I excel.

For me, learning new techniques and styles of writing has helped me to express my feelings, deal with the unknown, and beat my demons of self-harming.

Oh, I dip in and out of these negative, dark places; I wouldn't be human if I didn't. But the gaps of desperation and feelings of hopelessness are few and far between.

All of the work that is posted online on my behalf gets the most amazing feedback - of which I get a copy.

The words I read from my readers bring on more encouragement, tips, and advice than I ever thought I'd get. I expected criticism and belittling words at my perceived failures. I get the opposite of both.

I have now got a book deal, the chance of a lifetime. To write a novel and get it published is a heck of a challenge and I'm loving every second of it. The opportunities on offer to me, push and drive me towards working hard to get my parole.

Before all of this, I couldn't have cared less about a future I never thought I had

I'm now in a different prison, and through the grace of the gods, I can still write and get my work over to you.

I finally realise that I am worth more than rotting away behind bars. I have a purpose and can share with the world all that I can offer.

Every day I thank Sammie and Paul for coming into HMP Peterborough. I thank those who are dedicated to reading my words each week.

Every task I get, I put my all into it. I sit at my table, day in, day out, planning the next page, the next thought I can put on paper.

No longer does the razor blade speak for me upon my skin. The pen in hand calls me day and night.

I have been given a wonderful chance here and I have embraced it with open arms.

Bring on the tasks; let me enthral you with my mind.

No matter how cramped my hand gets from all of the writing, I will still go on. Because I am someone of worth.

@Squeakypeewee01 

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We have many residents who boast of their own journeys, along with staff who speak of our successes; we’ll leave you with one that we are most proud of.

PoetsIN have added tangible value to our education department. In the year that they have been delivering the creative writing workshops I’ve seen mental wellness increase, self-harm decrease dramatically, addictions handled, self-worth improve and marked positive changes in the participants’ behaviour and skills in preparation for their release. The measurements they provide are extremely valuable. I highly recommend them.

– Wayne Peters, Director of Education, HMP Peterborough

We aim to make a difference in many different ways. Through our methods, we can increase mental wellness; giving our service users new techniques and coping strategies geared towards depression, anxiety, stress, self-harm, low self-confidence, to name a few.

Whilst delivering the above psychological benefits, we are also teaching core skills; speaking and listening, equality and diversity, communication - both spoken and written, language and grammar, presenting an argument assertively and intelligently, along with appreciation of others' views and more, which all help our service users become more employable, sociable, and able to maintain healthy relationships with those around them. The modular nature of our groups can be tailored in many different situations and scenarios.

To get involved or to make a donation to enable us to reach more vulnerable people, contact us either here via direct message, or at poetsin.com.

Through a tiny window,

I see a tiny man.

He cooks a tiny omelet

In a tiny frying pan.

He eats his tiny breakfast,

With his tiny fork and knife,

Then turns his head to smile

As he greets his tiny wife.

I watch in fascination,

As they dance around the room,

Where a tiny little jukebox,

Plays a tiny little tune.

Then she washes tiny dishes,

And sets them out to dry.

She brings his tiny overcoat,

Adjusts his tiny tie.

As he steps out of the doorway,

His eyes connect with mine.

It startles me so greatly,

That I fall on my behind.

I struggle for my balance,

And try to crawl away,

But my limbs begin to fail me,

As I listen to him say:

“Close the tiny curtains!

Bolt the tiny doors!

Lock the tiny children

In the cellar, ’neath the floors!

Grab the tiny shotgun!

And the ammunition stock!

Load the tiny cannon!

Bring the Uzi, and the Glock!

Get beside me, darling,

For this house we both must guard!

God have mercy on us,

There’s a giant in the yard!”

    I often sarcastically remark, "I wish all could be as smart as me!" and imply I am the most brilliant, insightful human alive.  This morning, however, I woke up with knowledge- encased in a pounding headache- the certainty that I was now the most intelligent person alive.  It hurt.  

     As figures arranged and calculated themselves in my head, my toes curled and cramped.  As philosophies swirled, I hurled- retching over and over.  As complex chemical recipes of mass destruction weapons were illuminated, my shoulders hunched in muscled knots.  Questions of humanity were asked and answered, twisting my belly. 

    "Oh, God," I murmured.  Just as quickly, a piercing in my chest robbed me of a belief in a Higher Power and replaced faith with fact.  I ran to the kitchen and splashed water on my face.  I was about to pour myself a glass when the process of plumbing, and residual deposits suddenly made it unpalatable.  I reached for an apple from the bowl on the counter.  Knowledge of farming pesticide chemical components swam in my esophagus and threatened my gag reflex.

     I ran to the bedroom.  Walking suddenly became useless and unproductive.  Once there, I laid down and tried to collect my thoughts.  But they just swam in my head, multiplying and unable to be contained.  I picked up my phone.  Every number I thought to dial, however, became a beginning to a complex math problem.  What was the number divisible by.  How much is the square of that number.  And so on.  Oh, my head!!

     I looked at the newspaper on the bedside table.  A headline about President Trump.  Now, my head pain was excruciating!!  I folded the paper in half, no more Trump.  Palms pressed to temples, I shut my eyes.  Sleep wouldn't come.  Instead, trigonometry and modern art battled for attention in my thoughts.  (They are amazingly dichotomous!)  My eyes searched the room.  Surely, with all this knowledge, peace wouldn't elude me.  Peace couldn't elude me.  Could it?

     I could tell you how the universe started, but could no longer entertain the question- Who started it?  I could tell you the circumstances around Jesus' birth.  I could explain, scientifically, all that many espouse as miracles.  I could define for you the tenets of the world's religions.  But, none provided the solace I used to receive.

     Underneath that folded newspaper on my bedside table is a single drawer.  It was haphazardly assembled in a factory several countries away from lumber cut from a tree in Maine.  One of a depleting population of trees.  I'll spare you the number and get back to the point.  In that drawer is a gun.  Again, I'll spare you its specifications, production, assembly and bullet velocity.  I opened the drawer.  Beside the gun, unloaded (even before all this, I wasn't a moron!), was a box of bullets.  I opened the chamber and loaded a single bullet.  Solace.

     I put the newspaper, open, to my right temple.  Raising the gun, I pulled the trigger.  The bullet went right through Trump and into my skull.  Two birds with one stone.  Solace.

Many self-publishers start their book projects with unrealistic expectations and misunderstandings about how publishing works. A huge industry has arisen to prey on writers who are unsure of the path. This article explains the basics of how publishing scams work and how writers can avoid them.

Publishers must learn the risks inherent to their business. If you fantasize you’ll earn your investment back as soon as you get on Oprah’s show, it’s not the supply chain’s job to pressure-test your assumptions.

“If I’m a painter and you want purple zebra stripes on your pink house, someone’s going to take your money; it might as well be me.”

Though that kind of business practice isn’t strictly unethical, it overlooks the fact that the most important thing publishing service providers can sell is guidance. Too many author service companies take advantage of the fact that it really is your responsibility to know what you’re getting into.

To understand where the bait-and-switch usually happens in publishing scams, it’s essential to understand how the bookseller’s economic pie gets sliced.

     Publishing: Editorial and Production Costs

Production costs are an essential aspect of bringing a well-made book to market. Every writer pays for quality in the short run or for shortcuts in the long run. Every publisher must pay for ink and paper, and (I hope) for editing and design. Editors and designers are part of the essential supply chain that results in ready-to-retail books. The professionals who make their living providing printing, cover design, editing, typesetting, and binding can quite reasonably be expected to earn a profit.

If these costs aren’t clearly stated, don’t pretend your “publisher” has some magical ability to “make them go away.” Anyone claiming to be your publisher—even a legitimate operator—expects to pay these bills. Knowing where that money comes from is important.

     Publishing: Distribution and Sales Costs

Additional costs include shipping, distribution, and seller commissions (which usually run half of cover price). These costs occur after your book is made available to the public and an order is placed.

Do you know what it costs to sell one copy of your book? Do the math. Subtract your editorial and production costs from what you have left after the seller’s commission is paid. If you don’t know what it costs to print, ship, and sell a book, you are not in control of your publishing business.

     The Publisher’s Cut

If you received an advance payment against royalties on your book, you most likely have a traditional publisher backing you. Publishers are investors who buy and sell intellectual property for profit. Your publisher thinks your book will sell and has paid for editing, design, marketing, printing, and distribution on top of your advance. Consider what an enormous risk that is if you’re an unknown author. Your publisher is gambling on making enough profit on book sales to cover your production costs and your advance—before they see a dime. It’s no wonder publishing contracts are so difficult to come by. Publishers certainly care that your book is good, but they mostly care whether your book will sell.

Many a traditionally published author has wondered why nothing came in after the initial advance. “I thought I was going to make $2 per book. I know you’ve sold books; where’s my money?” Very often, the book has sold but it hasn’t sold enough copies to cover the publisher’s investment.Your publisher is in business, too. After investing in you, they expect to recover their outlay before they skip merrily down the profit sharing road with you.

     Other Risks

If you’re selling books in traditional bookstores, returned books can bury you. If you distribute 3000 books and sell 1000, you can still lose money when you have to pay for 2000 unsold books to be returned or destroyed (tragic but cheaper than shipping them back and figuring out what to do with them).

     How Publishing Scams Work

Vanity publishing scams usually target first-time publishers. Most have a rough draft manuscript ready and have begun to ask questions about how to publish. They need editing, typesetting, design, and distribution. A web search soon brings them to xUniverseHouse who offers one-stop shopping for all the needed services and a distribution package. They offer a platinum plan, a gold plan, a silver plan, and a tin plan with services that fit any budget. You get to keep your copyright so the deal is “risk free.” When Penguin calls offering a big contract, you won’t be locked in to your deal with xUniverseHouse.

Most authors have heard all the bad doo doo about self-publishing. They want a “real” publisher and xUniverseHouse offers to assume that role. xUniverseHouse inflates the retail price and skims the cream back off every sale as a “publisher’s” royalty. Here’s where the red bullshit indicator light on your dashboard should be flashing. XUniverseHouse hasn’t invested a dime in your book. Why should it earn a royalty from it? If anything, xUniverseHouse has put you at a disadvantage by increasing your retail price (and by putting their kiss-of-death logo on your book’s spine). This is why “self-publishing companies” are oxymoronic: you’re either self-publishing or someone is publishing you. Paying someone to be your publisher is like hiring someone to take a vacation for you so you can stay home and work.

Here we find a useful definition for the term, “publisher.” A publisher is an entity that invests in and assumes the risks for producing and distributing a piece of media.

     Escaping the Trap

So maybe you “published” with xUniverseHouse before you read this article or had someone point out the typos in your book. Maybe you got an informed critique of the cover art and found out it’s formulaic or cliché. Probably, the work done by xUniverseHouse isn’t horrible; it just never got past “pretty good.” Maybe your book’s just too expensive?

No big deal. The contract says you can get out at any time. But the small print says the cover art and the typesetting and other digital assets belong to xUniverseHouse. As the publisher of record, xUniverseHouse also owns the ISBN number on your book. You can end your contract but you’ll have to start over with a Word document and find your own sources for design and distribution. After spending a lot of money, you’re back at square one.

You can republish but you’ll also have to compete with cheap, “used” copies of your original xUniverseHouse edition on Amazon.

And if you agreed to distribute 100 books to xUniverseHouse’s list of “qualified reviewers,” you can count on seeing dozens of fifty-cent “like new” copies of your book on eBay

     Co-Publishing

If a publisher wants to negotiate a deal where it splits the production costs with the author and then splits the royalties, co-publishing might qualify as one of the non-traditional publishing models that isn’t a scam, but I found a tiny handful of operators who appeared to be playing that game straight.

When entering into such a “partnership,” make sure that all the costs—production, distribution, and selling—are fully disclosed. Your publishing partner may be able to invest sweat equity or access outsourced services at a reduced cost, but you should understand the value of those services.

Install some quality control measures. What recourse do you have if you find typos in your book that your publisher’s editor missed? Do you retain the right to approve the cover design?

     Taking Control

Don’t fly your publishing plane with the visor down. Writing is an art but publishing is a business. If you intend to share your work, run some numbers and take control.

Start with a hypothetical cover price. Price is driven by the market, not by your costs. If other books in your genre sell for $20, you need to find a way to profitably bring your book to market for $20.

Subtract 50% for the seller commission (Lightning Source allows you to set seller commissions as low as 20% but don’t expect brick-and-mortar bookstores or non-traditional retailers to play along).

Do you know the cost to print, ship, and distribute a book? Reputable publishing services provide a cost calculator or at least a solid estimate.

Someone spent money on editing, cover design, and typesetting. If that someone is you, add up those costs and then amortize them over 100 books, 1000 books, 5000 books, etc. How many books do you have to sell before the production costs are paid and you can start taking a profit? You can’t know how many books you’ll sell but figure out where the break-even point is. If you have a traditional publisher, find out how many books the publisher needs to sell before the “production debt” is paid. This debt includes any advances against royalties paid to you when the deal was signed.

And though you may have thoroughly enjoyed researching and writing your book, if you’re seriously in the publishing business, you’ll want to see your writing hours paid for. You put 1000 hours or more into writing your manuscript but you’re the last link in the income chain. Know how many books you need to sell to start taking royalties and then know how many books you need to receive royalties for to compensate your publishing company’s “in-house writing staff.”

It’s easy to see why so many writers don’t pay attention to these details. Publishing cost analysis can be discouraging. Everyone downstream of the publisher generally risks nothing yet makes a bigger cut. Looking at books from a numbers perspective, could you find a worse retail product?

All the same, people like you are out there writing and marketing good books for profit. Though the odds are against them, some find receptive audiences. A few find fame and fortune, either through careful planning or dumb luck (or a bit of both).

     Publishing: Doing it Right

I’ve said it many times and I’ll say it again: Do your homework! If you have published a book but don’t know the publishing food chain basics described in this article, you’re swimming in shark-infested waters. This ain’t rocket surgery. Read up on the biz for a few hours.

Phony publishing companies aren’t risk-takers. They provide budget editorial and design services and then mark them up for a profit. You get less and pay the same prices you would pay a professional. Vanity publishers don’t get you bookstore distribution. Usually, the smokescreen is that they’ll get listed with Amazon.com and all the major bookstores. And after you’ve paid them to broker production services, you get to pay them a “publisher’s royalty” on every book you sell.

True self-publishers understand the risks and adjust their expectations accordingly. They invest in professional editors, typesetters, and designers and hold their contractors to the highest standards. They work with printers and distributors who offer straight talk about costs and profits, and they make their own decisions about prices, seller commissions, and return policies. Some make peanuts on book sales but are able to use the fact that they “wrote the book on the subject” to bring in consulting or contract work.

Make objective, fact-based decisions. Smart publishers aren’t concerned about what the rumor mill has to say about self-publishing or traditional publishing on today’s forum discussions. Self-publishing is ideal for certain authors in certain circumstances and traditional publishing is ideal for others. Prejudice, gossip, and ignorance contribute nothing to sound business choices. Choose your route carefully.

Above all, remember that you, your ideas, your time, and your work are valuable. Assume full control over all these assets before handing them over to any third party. Anyone sharing your publishing pie must absorb cost or mitigate risk if they are to be of any value to you.

Thousands of writers are snookered by publishing scams every year, mostly because they’re afraid and they want an “expert” to handle everything. If you use a traditional publisher, hire a lawyer to review your contract; it’s a small price to pay for protection when dealing with a big company. Otherwise, heed the old adage: if you want a job done right…

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Dave Bricker is an editor, publishing consultant, and book designer who helps remarkable people tell remarkable stories. His popular blog about writing, publishing, and book design can be found at http://theworldsgreatestbook.com .