How to deal with selfish people around you?

What's in a name? Most of you don't know the meaning of your name. I want you to write about your name. Any stories behind it. You must know the reason behind your name right? Remember to tag me so I can read it :)

Everybody can write a romance. But I want you guys to write an erotica. It must be so hot that the pages will burn (or in this case the screen) So get set to burn with your words. Don't be crude and don't include only vulgar language. Try to be creative.