WINNER OF THE 2020 SILLY BUNKUM AWARD

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING:

“For anyone interested in chicanery, poor metabolism, and the Heimlich Maneuver, this book will bring tears to your eyes. Author Bradley ‘Hip-Hop’ Bochchevesky takes the reader on a roller coaster ride through the mind of a wannabe cryptographer born without

the ability to count on his fingers. A stunning debut.”

-- Phynda Lipps, New Yuk Times best selling author of Bad Nun: How I Faked My Way Through Three Years of Silence

“This almost untranslatable book by the young Yugoslavian author Bochchevesky is a confusing mishmash of double entendres, in the spirit of Cameron Phelps' classic Robeless Rider (2015.) That it succeeds in melting your heart, and your underwear, is

miracle of great writing.”

-- Ogleby Endorphin, best selling author of Motivation Upside-down: How to Outwit Yourself With Cross Referencing

“Although I was in rehab for several months after translating this book, it was worth it.”

-- Benny Yong, award winning translator of Weeping, Wailing, Wanton Woe

“This complex, tender, frantically funny book must have shredded the editor. I could not read it in one sitting, as after the third chapter I broke out in stress

hives. The chapter on his birth, ‘Waking in the Woo-Woo,’ is unlike anything ever written.  If you survive this book, you can survive anything. Five Stars.”

-- Blunt Boner, award winning au of Racing Ribald, Ugly Humor in Attractive Men

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@MariAntoinette

From the bardo’s

Eclectic maelstrom

I forcibly

Fell through the crack

Of maternity

Into this fleshy vehicle

Of suffering

Where always

Someone or something

Has been overlooked

Or left undone.

Again and again and again

I await my date with

Crack of day

When I will slip

Once more

Into  unsplit  mind

To be consumed

In the broken heart

Of eternity’s

True love.