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DakotaRB
Theatre nerd who takes an interest in photography, the lgbt community and other cultures: Trying collaborate it all into words.
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Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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Harry_Situation in Comedy

Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your partner.

1. "Ew, this one's kinda moldy."

2. "I like how it pops when you jump on it."

3. "Smells good once you cut it open."

Challenge
What book are you writing right now?
Describe what masterpiece you're in the middle of at the moment. Long book, short book, etc? Is this part of a ongoing series or something new? This is the Book Club Portal after all. See if you can get other Prosers talking about it. You don't have to reveal too much. Just give us a taste of what's coming. To any Prosers commenting: be sure to offer some positive feedback and constructive criticism. Let's try to help each other out.
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blueman in Book Club

Endless sea of WIPs

For the past few years, I've been toying around with a medieval story involving a character who I've dubbed "Star Kid;" an astrologist who helps the main character on his journey. I actually sat down and started writing it about a month ago, but lately I've just been stuck. I just can't figure out how to further the storyline. Also, I can't figure out an actual name for "Star Kid." I can't seem to find a Irish/Scottish/English name that means "doomed" or even just "intelligent." If any more expierenced writers have advice, I'd love to hear it!

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Give me your most witty, deep, or whimsical quote.
Whether you read it in a book, saw it on the internet, had it said to you, or came up with it yourself . . . I want to read it! Tag me @chainedinshadow
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banjara

H2G2

In the beginning the Universe was created.

This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

- Douglas Adams

@chainedinshadow

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Lucas_Trout

Ramblings of a Lost boy I

I've been chasing, running, chasing something all my life. A something that always escapes me. Forever out running me, taunting me just outside my reach. Everytime I think I've caught up, and captured it, to bottle up and keep as mine own, it again eludes me. Cunning and ever fleeting. I already know, however, that it is not mine to keep, I have only stolen moments of solace. Yet I continue to give chase. Just one more moment. What is this that I crave, need? This force that drives me. Pushing me relentlessly, endlessly. Its an endless game, forever lost. If only I could identify my opponent. The part of myself that went missing and ran away. 

Challenge
Your child is coming of age. You realize you need to have "the talk". What wise words will you impart?
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SelfTitled

Boys vs. Girls

Boys: "Use a condom. You don't know if she's on the pill or really a slut. But I need to meet this girl first before you stick your dick in them. Its a boy? You bottom? Well, make sure they use a condom still. STDs are disgusting."

Girls: "Don't even think about it. It costs money to have sex for us women. Condoms, birth control... Money. And them when you do lose it-- doctors visits to make sure you're clean. Pap smears. OB/GYN. Its big business when girls have sex. Now, if you're gay, that's slightly different. Just don't do anything you know you'll regret later."

Both: "Stay safe. It's a big world out there and, although it might be fun and games at first, it can result in serious issues that you may deal with later. I love you. Talk to me any time you have more questions."

Challenge
Write a horror story in two sentences.
“The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it's when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm. The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it's when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm. And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact substitute. It's when the lights go out and you feel something behind you, you hear it, you feel its breath against your ear, but when you turn around, there's nothing there...”---Stephen King
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jaapboekestein in Horror & Thriller

Best Friend

Together we are standing on the edge.

I push and you fall for a long, long time.

Challenge
Your child is coming of age. You realize you need to have "the talk". What wise words will you impart?
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Storybob

Dear Son, Love Mom, and Dad

"Son, the reason I want to talk to you is that it is time you know about life and about people. You are thirty years old and have been a great disappointment to me and your mother. She blames me every time she looks at you.

She says, 'How could you do that to me.' Referring to you.

I know that you have not been with many women, or for that fact any women, but it's time you know what not to do. That stuff you watch on the Internet is fake. They really don't love the guy. It's a show, which brings me up to another subject. I can't pay those charges on those sites you visit anymore, you're going to have to get a job and a credit card under your own name. Sorry son.

You need to be a little more responsible if you want to meet a woman and have a physical relationship. Selling recycled cell phone batteries on CraigsList doesn't really count. In order to help you out, your mother has left me and I had to sell the house. We kept it a secret from you as long as we could, but tomorrow the moving men are coming. To make things easier for your soon to be divorced parents I will take you to Chipolte. It's the one about 60 miles from here. I've found a place for you and have paid the first and last months rent, plus I'm giving you $750 cash. To get you started.

What's that? No, I'm not giving you a computer. You'll just have to go out into the real world and meet someone. God save them, whoever they are.

Rather than sleep in your bed tonight, why don't you go out and sleep in the car. You know, just to get used to a new lifestyle. We love you son and I hope that this talk has been useful and educational. Just remember, if you ever grow up, don't have children. You know where they come from, don't you?"

Challenge
Tell us some quotes from one of your characters. Some backstory or a link to a story written with that character in it would be a nice addiction. Tag me!
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Clarity in Fiction

#CatchPrase

"Run like the end is behind you because I'm behind you."

                                            -Logan Paris

This was meant as a joke, but the catchphrase stick with Logan the rest of his life. When the members of PL7 wanted to see what the others mottoes were, Logan made this one. Have fun having this one stuck in your head. lol

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Amritha

Fierce.

She was a woman of the the mountains

of wild eyes

that crackled like lightning

and a broad and bristling frame

holding the force of the highest winds

in the muddy blackness of her mane.

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Amritha

Freedom.

That morning

she awoke,

and felt bird sing in her chest

and the sky expand

with open arms

calling upon her to

Fly.