I am Gurkha

not sharp anymore

as my kukri is

I sit and look

Nanga Singat

never conquered top

mount rejecting all the climbing tribe

Tattle paper

brings me the death of Queen who pays for my repose

for yearlost river of the service done for her

as

Gurkha, soldier orders one

Paper write

Queen escaped whitecoats in her hour last

to walk

majestic in her park

and

die on the top of its little hill

"Fighter must die walking, standing."

was all heard

and then was none.

She was my queen

I got the order

last

dreamily awaited.

Here I step

with a backpack and the Kukri handnear

I am overup

last climber Nana Singat was

I will

maybe

triumph Nana Singat peak

or

lay my bones to it in reincarnation grave.

I do not care.

I got my orders,

I got my walk

I have my kukri

I am Gurkha

Where is a piazza for me, belezza?

First I will feather you

for starters

with the way of

Sicilian.

As love does

inevitable follows

this time as they do in

Neapoli

not Greek

I know you hate it

I will taste your

cheesy

broccoli

but not

Chicago style

that is not for you

We will end

as always

with

habanero

tropical.

And I will be dead tired. And still horny. Why did you have to fall in love with pizza?

the smile was only a curtain

fallen on the marriage night

hidden rape of my body and my dowry followed

in the faraway lonely cottage

of the hamlet Cleverness.

trophy empty of tears spent transported

to his fishing boat the next day

the world to see his newest slave

doing all the dirty for the angling

from the boat now fish-blood

sailing on the lake

Loch Ness

near Inverness

he needed not to know to swim

roared his crimson brute when falling

in the calm cold of eternal water

when my kitchen knowledge knife

freed his deathly grabby of the boat from deep

out of Loch Ness

not far

from Cleverness

my honeymoon there started

in the Cleverness

my honeymoon there ended

in the deep Loch Ness

Es ist Schinken Schank Geschunkel

sagt Geschwichter Geist Garfunkel

went on, went in to throw the rhyme on

and added antsy atta addled Simon

then they laid the troubled bridge

to steal the cuppy cake from fridge

.

You find so many people are flirty

But you, you are mostly dirty

I like the way you love.

You do it like a dove.

I like the way you adore.

You do it like a hardcore.

I like the way you beseech.

You do it so each.

You find so many people are ruddy

But you, you are mostly muddy

I love the way you wear your hair,

Spreading your style everywhere.

You're like a style fountain.

Enough zazz for a whole mountain.

You find so many people are compelling

But you, you are mostly smelling

You're the perfect girl.

Leaving me in such a whirl.

You find so many people are swelling

But you, you are mostly repelling

Dirty, muddy and smelling,

Repelling and sweatish too,

Are the qualities of you

You find so many people are flirty

But you, you are mostly dirty

She falbeguested was soo much I had to fill her stong sorrow. It happened know, when moon was puffing sky, we were both taking of it. Abservatory near cooldie saw more, but she I doubt. She don't relln need me, for her to boss. In stead my muscle throbbed guarding her, bomb barding me with feels. Were the the firs ones, who kissed intimently.y”

Ah, the soft two breasties pressing me

oh, elegiac hands entrancing me

ich, the promise of the Venus down there

eh, my kiss, the magic, fainted them

uh, all needed was a place to lay them

Aieee, my magic gone

Eiaaa, forever, ever

Iouu, no fainting virgins

Oeaaa, no willing, dead-like girls

Uuuuu, why doctor, doctor, why

Why have

you

Bestia

killed my kiss that fainted thousand ships

why forbade me to eat a pound of garlic every day?

the author of the most ineptly ornate, overembellished and flowery prose

novel Irene Iddesleigh, "authoress" Amanda McKittrick Ros’

... How in a trivial period this lonely spot, he thought, should prove the beacon of never-dying bliss, when once furnished with the most precious treasure on earth—a virtuous woman! Ah! the very thought of his embosomed and anticipated alliance made him nervously happy; and believing a bright and noble future lay in store for the lonely owner of Dunfern Estate, he resolved to indulge nature in a few hours of calm repose.

If you’re wondering what he resolved to indulge nature in a few hours of calm repose means, it means he went to bed.

..."Is it true, O Death," I cried in my agony? "that you have wrested from me my mother, Lady Gifford of Columba Castle, and left me here, a unit figuring on the great blackboard of the past, the shaky surface of the present and fickle field of the future to track my life-steps, with gross indifference to her wished-for wish ?" . . . Blind she lay to the presence of her son, who charged her death-gun with the powder of accelerated wrath.

...She tried hard to keep herself a stranger to her poor old father's slight income by the use of the finest production of steel, whose blunt edge eyed the reely covering with marked greed, and offered its sharp dart to faultless fabrics of flaxen fineness.

—is Mrs Ros’ way of saying Delina earned some money doing needlework.

You find people flat

But you, you are just fat

I like the way you tremble.

You are just semble.

I like the way you puff.

in a buff.

You find so many people are vietnamese

But you, you are obese

You find so many people are hard

But you, you are lard

You find so many people are aline

But you, you are swine

Fat, obese and lard,

Swine and pig too,

Are the qualities of you

You find so many people are trig

But you, you are my pig

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