There once was a girly who lived in a house 

On the inside of somebody's ass

A captive of sorts of the venomous louse 

Who had stolen her out from her class

The minute he hopped down from Lou Ellen's head 

On a braid that held knits at the stem

Appraising her worth, in his wisdom he said,

"I shall make you the size of a gem!"

The girl was alone; just an orphan in pain 

And the louse seemed an honest design 

"Hello there my dear, for a moment refrain 

And my magic will make your skin shine!"

The girls felt a tingle and shrunk to the floor

As the louse, in a whispery hue

Gave another response, "My dear, you're my whore- 

So along with me! We must adieu ... "

"A whore, Mr. Louse? But I'm only a child-

I don't know what it is that you mean?"

With a wink of his eye, his manner quite mild

Interrupted, "That's not what I've seen!

The girls in your class flaunt a sassy desire,

And I've watched from the heads all around.

You may think the boys are the ones full of fire,

But assuredly, here on the ground

I tell you it's you, and a buck as you beg

I will make as I pimp you out here-"

And he grabbed her and ran up the teacher's leg 

Aggravating her anal gland's sphere 

For months at a time, crabs and lice took a piece 

Of the wee little girly's cupcake 

She pined for the day she would find her release 

But these monsters did nothing but take

When out of the blue came tiger tattoo 

And it growled at the merciless band

"YOU LEAVE HER WITH ME, OR I'LL EAT ALL OF YOU!"

As it growled out this massive command

The critters all fled and the girly replied,

"Oh, my hero! You saved me today!"

The tiger exclaimed, "All I ask," it implied,

"Is a kiss on my lips that will stay!"

"Your voice," said the girly, "it's not of a man ... "

"No, my dear, I am female, like you.

All I want is your kiss; simply that is my plan.

Just a peck on my cheek here will do."

The louse came in running, his heart full of dread

As his girly gave tigress a kiss

In the blink of an eye, they wore human

thread

Now a mother and daughter in bliss 

The louse tried escaping, but met with a foot

From the tiger turned into a mom

"That louse covered me in his ashes and soot,

And I know just where you're coming from.

Removing myself, I had fallen in love

With a boy and he nurtured my womb.

Alas, when the louse found us he came to shove

And then put your poor dad in a tomb.

The spells that he cast etched me into the skin

As a tigress tattoo and he took

From in me my child, saying this was my sin,

Interweaving you into a book.

And you fell from a page in a nunnery 

Growing into the lady I see.

But the louse lurked watching and itching debris 

Escalating his magic degree.

The love of a mother, though years, they may pass,

Never faltered; I'm here at your side.

So you're free from the house up your teacher's ass,

And the louse has officially died."

The mother and daughter walked out in the street 

Making hundreds of dollars to spare 

Creating a potion that kept things discrete

Should you wind up with lice in your hair ...

THE END

You'll regret what you think you won't.

You won't regret what you think you will.

No point in telling you, "don't."

The Earth will never sit still.

Be free

Don't say no

Learn when

To let go

The universe does not care for your mistakes.

It loves you nonetheless.

Mind racing

breath slashing

heart beating

blades flashing.

Whispered secrets

echoed thoughts

silvered moonlight

crimes not caught.

Essence shaking

unsure feelings

make up your mind

time's reeling.

Sliced skin

labored breathing

cold sweat

silent screaming.

She was gone

soul vanished

eyes closed

task managed.

Shattered glass

darkest night

clocks ticking

nothing's right.

Small hushes

dusk to day

scars fading

nightmares stay...

and silent screaming

still keeps me awake.

Sport you'll find is rather fun,

When you WATCH other people pant and run.

You see, to actually exercise

Is never quite as wise.

Football is great and all,

But at the end of the day its just people kicking a ball.

Tennis is nice enough I guess,

But all it really gives you is stress.

Baseball is kind of cool,

but I'd rather sit and watch it on a wall,

Golf! Boring to watch AND play,

So still at home I'd rather stay.

Sure, this sounds lazy,

But I think you are all crazy,

For even trying.

In love

(smile)^tears=happines

(-smile)^tears=misery

(s)^t=m

(s)^t=h

t√h=-( t√m)

t root of h equals negative t root m

Truth isn't Truism

1∙fear=loneliness

2∙fear=?

3∙fear=hate

(f+3f)∕2=2f

(loneliness+hate)∕2=2f

(l+h)=4f

l and h equal four f

Loneliness and hate bring forfeit