Today is the beginning of the end of the beginning, in reverse order.

If you're going to New York, don't get off in Chicago

Your life might suck but at least you don't have an STD...unless you do...then...I got nothing.

Think of today's actions as extending your obituary by a few words.

Don't worry... It's not like you are trying to cure cancer... Unless you are. Then you should worry

You are here and it is good.