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Father’s Day’s coming up- and so, let’s celebrate with favorite Dad Jokes. (Read or heard) :)
Poetry style, own creation, read somewhere, even actually heard from your own Dad or neighborhood Dad. Tag me @Mnezz, please. Looking forward to reading the entries. :)
Ended July 14, 2021 • 5 Entries • Created by Mnezz
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Father’s Day’s coming up- and so, let’s celebrate with favorite Dad Jokes. (Read or heard) :)
Poetry style, own creation, read somewhere, even actually heard from your own Dad or neighborhood Dad. Tag me @Mnezz, please. Looking forward to reading the entries. :)
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Roses311Sublime in Comedy

Dad Joke For a Family of Gamers

“Dad, can I play on the Switch?”

“Sure!”

*I then proceed to flip the lights on and off several times*

“This is what you meant, right?”

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Father’s Day’s coming up- and so, let’s celebrate with favorite Dad Jokes. (Read or heard) :)
Poetry style, own creation, read somewhere, even actually heard from your own Dad or neighborhood Dad. Tag me @Mnezz, please. Looking forward to reading the entries. :)
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G0dd0ll in Comedy

A son asked his Dad to borrow the car keys... The Father replied looking over his newspaper; Well, let's see Son, When you can bring up your school grades, spend more time at your Bible study and then get a hair cut, we'll talk about you driving the car.

So the son went off determined to follow through his Father's request. After a month or so when he felt accomplished; the Son went back to his father with the same question...

His father responded with; Son, I'm proud of the way your grades have come up! I noticed you spending more time with your Bible too. But you still haven't cut your hair. The Son then whined; But Dad!!! Even Jesus had long hair! His Dad came back with; Yeah, and he walked everywhere.

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Father’s Day’s coming up- and so, let’s celebrate with favorite Dad Jokes. (Read or heard) :)
Poetry style, own creation, read somewhere, even actually heard from your own Dad or neighborhood Dad. Tag me @Mnezz, please. Looking forward to reading the entries. :)
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Notebook in Comedy

Fathers Day Riddle

Riddle: How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?

Answer in Comments Section

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Father’s Day’s coming up- and so, let’s celebrate with favorite Dad Jokes. (Read or heard) :)
Poetry style, own creation, read somewhere, even actually heard from your own Dad or neighborhood Dad. Tag me @Mnezz, please. Looking forward to reading the entries. :)
Forgetmenot16 in Comedy

Parrots?

Came up with this in the middle of the night:

why don't birds land on pear trees? Because they cause pear-rot!

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