Vanity is the shadow,

Shoving me out of her spotlight.

Vanity is my nemesis

And my adoration

at the same time.

Vanity is my only

certain truth, and

Vanity is

Vanity is Vanity is

Vanity is my constant denier, t denier,

Compulsive liar.

Vanity

Takes my insides

And sets them afire.

Vanity is never eligible

as my competitor,

She sits smugly

On my furious breath,

As I burn with desire

That will never

Entice her.

Vanity is

Stunning,

Breathtaking,

Heartbreaking.

Vanity

Is my gut,

Slowly twisting.

Vanity is

My darkest

Nightmare.

Vanity holds the whip,

and the human souls

become frantic

for the grace

of her luscious smirk.

Vanity is all those things

I could never be.

Vanity is self possession

hard and sexy

graceful with wicked delight.

Vanity

is always on time.

Vanity has everything.

You'd think it would

fill her up inside.

Vanity loves money,

Rents her soul out

by the dime.

She's witty and clever,

wickedly sensual,

holds grudges forever.

Takes bribes from the Devil,

doesn't hold her breath

or think twice about being a rebel.

She always hot

always ready.

Never unsure or giddy.

She knows what she wants

And how to get it.

She will never regret it.

She shoves me down

with her lust

and perfect nails

unapologetic and aesthetic.

Vanity is hollow.

Never full of sorrow.

Despises children,

Kicks cats

Hates happy thoughts,

Hopes for nothing

Plans for tomorrow.

Vanity will cook my heart up,

Eat it for breakfast

Chews

doesn't swallow.

she approaches people at parties

opens her bills immediately

drinks fifty ounces of water a day

not drowning

in her own insufficiencies

she talks a lot about things

that have relevance

to society

politics and philosophy

she knows it all

studies it diligently

she is smarter than average

drinks minimally

not too ambitious

but enough so that her check book

is balanced consistently

she thrives in chaos

her favorite pastime

is not stalking people from college

on the internet

she loves traveling

goes a million different places

internationally

she is kinder

than most people

but most of all

a fantastic writer

I laugh in the face of danger. Who knows if I'll have a tomorrow, so what's the point of worrying about it. Nothing scares me, I live for the thrill of the night. I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my twenty two years. I thought about my vacation in Elba, where I first met Zion. We smoked weed until three in the morning, then went for a long drive discussing life. I had done so much. I can gladly say that I have never been bored in my life. I once went skydiving with my ex-mother-in-law. I almost killed my old neighbor. I had moved around so much, never holding down a job, or man. My life has been very unconventional. But I don't mind. I enjoy it. I don't care about anything anymore except having a good time. I'm happy, and isn't that what it's all about?

Name: Slender Pony

Age: Unknown

Height: Tall

Weight: Thin

He has no facial features but a blank face and a ponytail. He wore a torn tuxedo around his body and four legs. He seemed shy at a distance. When a very excited pony meets him will be trapped and killed.

There will be times that the Slender Pony roamed around the quiet places in Ponyville to tempt them to come to the forest and face him. One female pegasus arrives at the Dark Forest and realizes it is a trap. She escapes and tells others at Ponyville about his whereabouts. She is scared to come out at night and only comes during the day to do races with other pegasuses.

Slender Pony has a group of criminals wandering about in the forest. They mind their own business and ignore the presence. So basically, the criminals did not harm or disturb the Slender Pony in any way. However, he wants them to bring lively ponies for the big feast. He is one hungry pony.

If the pony princess finds out that he is eating her community. She will make him appear in a dark room. She vanishes that pony to be in the inanimate object, the Slender Pony Statue, and he cannot teleport or stretch his tentacles to break from the spell.

Note: I drew this pony on my sketchbook and added it together in a digital drawing.