Someone- *points at breast*

"Not much there!"

Me- *points at crotch*

"Right back at'cha!"

Swallow your makeup sweetie, maybe you'd look prettier on the inside.

I never gave much credence to the theory that we evolved from apes.

Until I met you!

You should try stepping to your left seeing as how you've done nothing right.

I'd say you're an imbecile, but that would be unfair to the imbeciles.

You're right, you're not worth it.

"Don't Stay Strong."

I hope your demons win.

You must've been born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.

A boy walks up to me and says, "You're an idiot."

I only chuckle and reply, "Ha, that's what your father said to your mom when she got pregnant with you."