My bathroom is a horrid place,

Demons there I cannot face,

Mildew thrives where best it can,

Pallid tiling, foul and wan,

Shower curtain likes to cling,

As I clean the fucking thing,

Toilet brush just prowls about,

As I scour disgusting grout,

My sink hangs limply to the wall,

Plumbing barely works at all,

Toilet bowl with all its might,

Such a minging fucking sight,

Toxic fumes do choke and maim,

Never use that room again.

Oh how i look forward

To my morning showers

With the splashes of water

like rain massaging my back

You're one of the most wonderful thing in my life

I wouldn't exchange you for anything in the world

I designed you myself just so you know

The purple floral walls you embody my soul

You've witness everything

i wouldn't dare tell anyone

Whenever i'm inside you

I just want to do the happy dance

And when the night comes and the day's about to end

You are always there waiting for me like a good friend

I relax with you while thinking things through

Refreshing my body before i fall into slumber

Oh how i look forward for my morning shower!

Candles lit

hot roaring flow

flickering lights, lapping water

steamy sighs till late night hours

soaking, calming, releasing tension...

down the drain cooling water flows.

sleepy yawns, brushing teeth,

bedroom calls.

Early morning

the room mates shriek

echoing off bathroom walls

...fuck...

I forgot my vibrator...

Again.