Roaming.

If I could fix things in my life

First, I'd go and get myself a wife

Then, I'd buy a house, one with a huge yard

That way I can be a more effective body guard

I'd fix my teeth, make them sharper than a blade

That way I'd scare off everyone, make them afraid

I'd have a grand old fridge, one filled with meat

That means it's always time for a treat

Next, I'd order a humongous bed

One that doesn't care if I ever happen to shed

I want a treadmill, to stretch my legs daily

In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit lazy

Finally, I would fix my living situation

Trust me, it's not a pretty creation

I wish for a nice, fun, loving family

Partly because I'm growing quite lonely

In case you haven't caught on yet

I'm not much of a threat

I'm just a small roaming dog, trying to find a home

So until we meet again, I will continue to roam