Deviants & Red, Horned Dragons
Deviants & Red, Horned Dragons
Humorous Minimalism & Flashy Fiction © Andrè M. Pietroschek, all rights reserved
It was the age of fairy tales in the wonderful kingdom of Deviancy RT. Long Centuries of joyful productivity and happiness were only rarely disrupted by the craven deeds of the Wicked. Yet it had come to such once more.
Two evil advisers had convinced the beloved king, to accept a 'political-marriage' between the virgin and the knightly Horned Dragon. The nobles of Deviancy RT, just as vassals and commoners, found nothing wrong in a sign of trust. Though alas they were wrong.
Evil had arranged for a virgin which would be all but harmless. Necessarily, as the enormous costs and efforts to keep any evil teen a virgin for years was nearly indescribable. And knowing of the compulsive do-goodhearted attitude of Deviancy RT, Evil could connive its scheme.
So it came to be that the heroic Horned Dragon of Deviancy RT, a most unique specimen of his kind, was lured into a sinister trap spun forth by his fiancee the Evil Virgin. Long had the fiendishly Frigid schemed herself to thwart the plans of the Evil which had dared to force her into nunnery.
And when she had found the old Grimoire she had discovered a way! She would sacrifice the most powerful good soul in all the land to bargain with a Demon Prince. She planned to sacrifice the honored Red Horned Dragon indeed.
Deviancy RT had long lived in peace. And still, in this fierce crisis, the people of the realm did not falter. On the contrary, the best heroes and heroines of the Land arose to rescue the good, loyalist Dragon from the bewitching Virgin.
And so an epic journey began and a mighty quest awaited the heroic souls of Deviancy RT. Many challenges had to be overcome, plenty of grisly monsters had to be neutralized...
… finally, the four greatest heroes and heroines of the Land found the evil Virgin and interrupted her Satanic Ritual. Freed from the wicked magic the Horned Dragon himself delivered the false fiancee into the prison she deserved, the dragon's stomach!
The Land pacified he decided to marry a Horned She-Dragon and waited long hours until the first eggs began to crack and the future of Dragonkind was secured for Deviancy RT. And they lived happily ever after, until this author is merely another fantasist and a liar! ;-)
THE END..? Rhetorical Question.
letters to another
i know your mother taught you the wrong definition of love- violet skin and shaking hands are not parts of passion. i know she taught you that hearts are meant to be bent, tattered and torn, that comfort only comes in dreams of death, that the fire within you must be extinguished. i know she told you that your lips are oceans never meant to part.
but-
i know you keep a mountain lion in your throat. i know you can roar. i know there's scarlet under your skin.
i know she taught you that more of you is forged from the devil than you know, but i also know this- you are more.
i can’t see who i used to be
i built a grave
out of bedsheets
and buried you between-
tucking you in tight enough
to suffocate your childish giggles
desperately,
i placed your purple bike
in the basement
so like me,
it could collect dust
in solitude
i carried your old hobbies
to the fireplace
and watched them burn-
and i didn't speak
to your parents
about what i'd done
-time changes a person-
there is still a part of you
in my soul
but i know what is dead
cannot be revived
now i can't find the pieces of you
that i need
i do not feel alive
Sunset
there are layers and layers and i'm standing and watching as the sun sets over the hills while the colors fade closer and closer into dark dark blue black colors but not before they turn to red, dark bright red is the first layer and then an orangey color that really really makes you want to fly in an airplane right now at this moment come on why don't i have a house with a view oh why the next layer is such a perfect color of purple that you don't imagine it will ever turn to blue but oh it does, the blue is so blue it's like the ocean in hawaii and hey i wonder is there a sunset in hawaii right now...?
Cluttered
sleeping cramped
in the corner attic
dust is everywhere
dust
spiders
all the worst things
but worst of all worst
clutter unimaginable
it's not just the space
it's not the spaces in-between
spaces where there isn't any
it's the piled high paper
that not one person
will let me consider
recycling
shredding
or otherwise disposing thereof
so my small cot is surrounded
the deal is this:
spend the night among it
all the cumbersome details
and their trappings
and all will be forgotten
you see,I was bold one day
normally I can't even
touch the attic door
but something had to be done
and I was alone
the window was so inviting
and I wondered
what would it look like
to see just one pile
fluttering down in the wind
like the moths they are
tonight
I sleep by that pile
for I am not the only one
with a problem