I am a choice element with no selection

and this input is unexpected

I am a subject statement in sequence

evaluated in an object oriented language

Babe, I am a Null Pointer

We can push it tonight

Just not tomorrow

if not this then the other

or if this exists then join another

else commit

else

Babe, I am a Null Pointer

We can ignore it tonight

Just not tomorrow

endif

endif

While (alive = “TRUE”)

{

If age < 18

home = mommas_house

status = oblivious

else if 18 <= age <= 22

home = university

status = stressed

else if age > 22

home = what_you_can_afford

status = confronting_the_absurd

Check_If_Alive (home, status) //calling function to check if you're alive still

}

alive = "FALSE"

home = six_feet_under

status = dead

while (life == true) {

fear = true;

heartbeat = regular;

if (yourEyes == lookingAtMe) {

heartbeat = fast;

}

if (yourWords == directedAtMe) {

heartbeat = stopped;

life = false;

}

}

FileName(Life-code): open;

activateCommand(Conception);

activateCommand(Growth);

activateCommand(Mother-endorphin-generation)

#89 years later

FileName(Death-code): open;

activateCommand(Last-words);

activateCommand(peacefulDeath);

FileName(Death-code): close;

FileName(Life-code): close;

The code that starts life, and the code that ends it(As can be seen, it is within the original file, as based on the code's structure, which matters far too much).

#code

#life

#death

While heart_beats:

person_status = alive

if heart_beats stops:

person_status = dead

break

elif heart_beats irregular:

person_status = dying

else:

person_status = suffering life

print (‘the person is’, person_status)

define world

like = 'lush' and like = 'green' and like = 'scenic';

define human

like = 'rancid' and like = 'messy' and like = 'destructive';

Function(

combine(world,human)

) ;

Print result;

human world == rancid, green, destructive

Nick Fury added Captain America and Iron Man to the group.

9.00 pm

Hey Avengers! It’s Nick here. This is the new group message for contacting you all now okay.

9.01 pm

Iron Man here. Are you sure The so called Captain can even operate a smart phone?

9.02 pm

Of course. It’s not to hard. Captain here over.

9.03 pm

Um, Thor- I will try my best to use this earthly device. But when I head home, I don’t think Asgard has data or WiFi cell/phone connection.

9.04 pm

Hawk-eye in. Hello team. Wow. Can’t beli there’s a group chat.

Iron Man added Dr. Bruce/Hulk.

9.05 pm

Bruce here. Nice to be working with you all. Hulk is not available right now.

9.06 pm

No worries Dr. B. I am sure that just trying to use this device for you it won’t be hard. But the other guy, it might be a challenge.

(Iron Man)

9.07 pm

Do you guys mind if I added my brother, Loki to the group? I don’t want him to feel lonely or alone.

Captain America added Black widow to the group.

9.08 pm

Thanks for the add Cap.

9.09 pm

No problem. It’s my duty to always help in any way I can.

9.10 pm

Black widow. Nice to have you in the group. I hope you don’t send what we talk about to other teams, especially bad ones.

9.11 pm

Okay. Whoa. Tony I’m going to pummel you during the next training session.

9.12 pm

Tis not of great pleasure to have a team full of trouble or no trust.

(Thor)

9.13 pm

Fury here again. Try to at least get along. You know you have a busy week ahead. I hear there is a new female superhero. She’s got powers similar to Parker’s.

9.14 pm

Great. My next intern. Time to get her application and papers ready.

9.15 pm

Captain ready to be a mentor. I’m hitting the hay. i can’t wait to meet the new member.

9.16 pm

I can’t wait to finally have a girl on the team. No offense guys.

9.17 pm

Some taken. I have a feeling she is going to love working on my team.

9.18 pm

Tony. This isn’t your team. Don’t cause any trouble or chaos like last time okay. We are all in this as a whole team. Our team.

9.19 pm

Good night. I have had enough of your thoughts and ideas for one night. Iron Man out.

9.20 pm

Uh, well. That reminds me of how Loki acts when he wants all the attention.

9.21 pm

You’re right Thor. Tony can be such a spoilt child, most of the time. Lol. Black Widow out.

Nick Fury changed the group name to Avengers!

What happens next?

We do not know.

Could be fast, could be slow.

Rising tides & raging rivers,

Breaking glass & airborne slivers.

Will it show-up

Sight-unseen?

Sugar-free, without caffeine?

Tasting like a fizzy juice,

Chicken wings or chocolate mousse?

Future kids

Will have it all:

Neon brains & glitzy malls.

Teach them how to Kick the Can,

Play jump rope, be Peter Pan.

Marco Polo.

Hide & Seek.

Climb up poles, jump in creeks.

Crack the Whip, Blind Man’s Bluff,

Building forts, breakin’ stuff.

What happens next?

We do not know.

Could be fast, could be slow.

Yet we brag we know at all,

As we drink our alcohol.

Jack be nimble,

Jack be quick.

Give your mouse another click.

Go out into hyper-space.

Disappear with out a trace.