A Rather One-Sided Conversation

Look, do you mind?

I'm taking a test here.

yes, actually. I did study. why ask?

they are too right!

I don't know why I put up with you.

seriously.

you have too much of a negative outlook.

glass-half-empty.

and this morning, with the "burnt" bacon!

it was crispy, okay?

Geography is a hard subject, so if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to it.

what about Sara?

No!

I have told you a million times, I don't cheat, okay?

Nuh-uh.

don't you dare look at her paper!

you already snuck a piece of gum during first, why isn't that enough to satisfy you?

seriously, Mischeviouswillow, you have got to control yourself.

go away.

don't make me banish you to the happy room!

you know I will.

that's right, back on the shelf.

now shhh, okay?

and tell Smartwillow to hurry up already, will you?

she's been in the bathroom for too long now,

and I really need her to finish this test.