Look, do you mind?

I'm taking a test here.

yes, actually. I did study. why ask?

they are too right!

I don't know why I put up with you.

seriously.

you have too much of a negative outlook.

glass-half-empty.

and this morning, with the "burnt" bacon!

it was crispy, okay?

Geography is a hard subject, so if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to it.

what about Sara?

No!

I have told you a million times, I don't cheat, okay?

Nuh-uh.

don't you dare look at her paper!

you already snuck a piece of gum during first, why isn't that enough to satisfy you?

seriously, Mischeviouswillow, you have got to control yourself.

go away.

don't make me banish you to the happy room!

you know I will.

that's right, back on the shelf.

now shhh, okay?

and tell Smartwillow to hurry up already, will you?

she's been in the bathroom for too long now,

and I really need her to finish this test.

Look, can’t you shut up already? I’m trying to sleep here.

that’s not profanity, and look who’s talking!

SAT is tomorrow, restlesswillow, and according to my HOW TO ACE YOUR SAT guidebook, I should follow normal sleep patterns.

no, not my normal sleep patterns, normal sleep patterns!

no, three hours of sleep is not normal. you, of all facets, should know that.

what does the having late books out have to do with sleeping?

no, I am not going to read them now! according to the HOW TO ACE YOUR SAT guidebook, I should have been asleep seven minutes ago!

goodnight.

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WHAT NOW!?

no, we can’t have Chocolate Quasmoids for breakfast. according to my HOW TO ACE YOUR SAT handbook, we should have a normal breakfast.

NOT NORMAL FOR US, NORMAL FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

what do you mean that is normal?

no, that is not why they were out of stock yesterday. that was because no one else likes Chocolate Quasmoids.

poor Chocolate Quasmoids indeed.

fine. Chocolate Quasmoids for breakfast. but with regular milk, kay? we’re out of chocolate.

yes, goodnight.

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WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?!

Hello?

Anyone home?

I'm... sort of lonely.

mischeviouswillow?

restlesswillow?

Is anyone here?

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AGH!

Wisdomizer, you scared me! where is everyone?

since when do personalities take vacations?

wait...

does that mean I'm stuck here with YOU?!

well, sorry. but really.

no, no, please, I can't take no more of your fancy, grown-up words!

'tis poison to my ears!

and no grammar lessons either! I am perfectly aware that I said it like that.

no, I wasn't trying to rile you up! the very thought!

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my schoolwork is going fine, thank you.

yes, the SAT is soon.

yes, I am studying.

yes, I do need to study diligently.

yeah, I know! you're not my MOM, Wisdomizer, so you can just SHUT UP!

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Wisdomizer, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

No, I didn't.

dat was not wat I was meaningful to say.

go on, correct me.

Please, Wisdomizer, I'm really sorry.

No, don't go-

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Can anyone...

Please?

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I'm sort of lonely.