My least favorite things (parody of A few of my favorite things)

The thorns on the roses

the scratching of kittens

rusted out kettles and thin worn out mittens

busted up packages UPS brings

These are a few of my least favorite things

broken old horses and sour apple strudels

the ringing of doorbells

And overdone noodles

old alley cats that screech when they sing

These are a few of my least favorite things

Girls who complain with thier perfect complextions

people abusing the handicap section

the flooding that comes with the rains during spring

These are a few of my least favorite things

When the sun shines

and there's blue skies

and life's not so bad

I simply remember my least favorite things

And then I don't feel so glad