Just kidding

You were 'just kidding'? That's ridiculous, were you really telling a joke, or have you finally realized you are one. You know what's funny, you don't hesitate to crack jokes but the second I say something at your expense I'm the bad guy. You know what, you're not even a snake, at least snakes have brains - small brains - but bigger than yours. No, you're an ostrich. When you sense danger you stick your head in the ground, thinking we won't see you. You aren't even smart enough to cover your own ass. We know you have problems, but that's no excuse. You have a bad past, why are you trying to ruin everyone's present. Let me let you in on a secret. I. Pity. You. No one wants you in this group, you forced yourself in. We've told you your jokes aren't funny, we've told you we don't 'gel' with you. Why don't you gather some self respect and leave. You're hurting us and you're hurting yourself. Go find someone who'll take your shit. Oh, you're crying. Don't cry. I was just kidding.