JimTheEagle

72 reads

All Argentinean apricots

All Argentinian apricots accumulate at acceptable amounts acquired antantidotes arduosly attained after atoning agrivated aphids, amusing asorted acrobatic arachnids, arousing amicable alpacas, atending augmented avacado auctions and avoiding abundant aborial ants.

But (bitter) blue bananas bestow beauty beyond bold benevelant babes before boyhood because becoming bitter betrays beurocratic borders bypassing beating bubbly brats.

I don’t believe the latter for a second.

Challenge

Try not to laugh

Write a joke, one you know one you have heard or one you made up. I will be counting punctuations and errors. You will get extra chances in being a winner if you attach and image with your joke. It can be anyting, related to it or describling something for information. As always winner from my side gets an extra followers and gets some likes on their posts. Tag me in the comments so that I don't forget reading you entry. Have Fun and Good Luck!!!! The winner will be decided by me.

Roskva in Comedy

28 reads

All the kids...

All the kids were named Travis, except David - his name was George.

my fave joke of all time is this bad

Challenge

write something that´s meant to be read more than once

Write a poem (or prose if you find a way to do so) where what´s written is meant to be reread with another meaning. For example: sHE´S OK BECAUSE sHE beLIEveD

Unfortunate

18 reads

Nonsensical nonsense

Tonight, Henry's only request IS to go the the play today.

Sally grAnts him his wish YeSterday.

She says the magic code, "Now, sing abOut The tHing that Isaac kNew about Gavin"

and the man woke from his coma.

Challenge

Pet Peeve Slam

An old school challenge, but I'm feeling charged for a fight. Give your best slam post about your pet peeve.

WellOKThen

44 reads

I’m Amazed By You

Yes, you read that right!

I'm AMAAAAAZED by you

AGHAAAAST at you

ENTHRAAAALLED by your ability

to make it about you

I DIDN'T LIKE THE MOVIE!

How sad for you.

THE SCIENCE DIDN'T MAKE SENSE!

That's why it's a movie.

I HAVE A DEGREE AND I KNOW!

He strikes, again!

MY FRIEND HAS LOST HER JOB!

How terrible for her.

I WISH SHE WORKED WITH ME!

How kind thoughted of you.

MY JOB HAS GREAT COMPENSATION!

Another one bites the dust!

TODAY'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday to her.

HAVE YOU ALL TOLD HER SO?

I just did.

I TOLD HER THIS MORNING, AND IT WAS THE BEST!

How are you doing this?

DID YOU BRING THE ROAST TO THE POTLUCK?

Yes, I hope you liked it.

I BROUGHT THE CHEESE TRAY!

Well, thank you for doing that.

I PAID $50 FOR IT!

Why the fuck would you feel proud of that?

HOW'S YOUR DIET GOING?

Well, thank you for asking.

YOU KNOW I LOST MORE WEIGHT BY DOIN-

No!

Nope!

You're done!

It's over!

This is the end of this poem.

I'm, like, really pissed off at you, right now.

Just shut up.

I'm done.

Challenge

What was the last thing you broke?

Spam as much as you want to get past the word limit, and tag me in the comments please! And Mipha I swear to god if you put "a heart" or something like that I'm going to pick up a keyboard and slap you with it

Emgrba

49 reads

The door handle...and the matrix

I broke the handle on the shower door. But don't worry, I placed it in just the right position that the next person will get to experience the guilt as well.

Challenge

Winter

Winter is inching closer and closer, though it may not officially be winter the weather would make you think it is. Write a micro-poem of what winter is to you. It does not have to be a literal meaning, it could be of memories or feelings you associate with winter or how you depict the season. 15-20 words

Harry_Situation in Micropoetry

101 reads

Winter: It’s Fucking Cold

Cold hands

Cold feet

Not neat

Icy winds

Teeth chattering

Body shattering

Snow?

Hell no!

Baby,

It's fucking cold outside

Challenge

Malaphors

Smash two idioms or cliches together to get something new (Famous example: "We'll burn that bridge when we get there.") May be funny, thought-provoking, odd...

YasmineMnassri

57 reads

Don’t give up

No pain, no gain so bite the bullet and accept this defeat if you want to move on and hit the nail on the head again.

Challenge

Malaphors

Smash two idioms or cliches together to get something new (Famous example: "We'll burn that bridge when we get there.") May be funny, thought-provoking, odd...

UnknownConcept

46 reads

But If They Sleep, How Do They Bark?

It's best to just let sleeping dogs bark up the wrong tree. Otherwise, they might bite the hand that's more than they can chew.

Challenge

A long-winded title

Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]

108 reads

I No Longer Want To Do This Piece,

For This Challenge, Because I Wrote A Very Nice Title. It Was One That I Quite Liked, But I Tried To Save It, And It Didn’t Work. So now, I Will Continue To Pout About This, And Make My Title About This, And My Piece About This, Because I Am DEVASTATED. I Worked So Hard On My Last Title, All For Nothing! And Because Prose Has Made Me Suffer At The Untimely Death Of My Gloriously Beautiful, Long-Winded Title, You, The Reader, Must Suffer As Well. I Hope You Enjoy The Complete Lack Of Actual Writing Here. There Will Be Two Words Of Actual Writing. TWO WORDS. This Will Be The Last Time You Annoy Me, Prose! You Cannot Limit My Title Space! That Limits My Creativity. So, Prose, I Hope You’re Happy. (X)

You suck.

Challenge

Lame Joke

Make up a lame joke. Try to be original if possible... my example below.

GaryEnglish

119 reads

Lame Joke

I went to my local hospital for a minor procedure.

The Doc asked if I wanted a local anesthetic and I said “Sure.”

I woke up groggy and confused FIVE hours later.

“Dude, I thought you were giving me a local anesthetic,” I said.

“It was a local anesthetic,” he replied.

“It was made in a factory round the corner!”

Boom! Boom!